Wood-fired · Hand-stretched · Wildly opinionated

Slice of Heaven

A pizza place that takes its dough seriously and absolutely nothing else. Build your dream pie, prove your slice smarts, and survive our worst ingredient puns - all before the cheese cools.

48h
dough rest
90s
in the fire
6
honest toppings

The main event

Build your dream pie

Tap a topping and watch it land on the pie. The price keeps up, and so do our opinions about your choices.

$13.25your pie

Now that is a respectable slice.

12″ hand-stretched base$9.50

Tap to add or remove. The pie updates live, the way pizza was always meant to be ordered.

Prove it

The slice smarts quiz

Five questions between you and bragging rights. No phone-a-friend, no peeking at the menu.

Question 1 of 5Score 0

Margherita pizza was famously named after a queen. Which colors of the Italian flag does it represent?

Warning: extra cheese

Jokes about our ingredients

We put as much care into our puns as our pies. That is either a promise or a threat. Tap one to release the punchline.

How we do it

Three things, done right

No truffle oil, no 30-ingredient specials. Just dough, sauce, and fire taken very seriously.

01

Cold-proofed dough

Mixed by hand and rested 48 hours, so the crust comes out airy with a proper chew. No shortcuts, no regrets.

02

Crushed San Marzano sauce

Just tomatoes, a little salt, and a tear of basil. We let the fruit do the talking.

03

Fire at 430°C

Sixty to ninety seconds against the flame for leopard-spotted edges and a smoky finish.

Come get a slice

Hungry yet?

We are not a real pizzeria, just a deeply enthusiastic one. Build a pie above, then go make yourself the realest version of it you can.

  • Open daily · 11:00 - 23:00
  • Corner of Dough & Char
  • Pineapple welcome, judgment free*

*Some judgment. A little judgment. We are only human.